April 01, 2005

Get out of my house!

Max you filthy whore! Be safe and well*. You may be leaving but your memory** will linger***.

I thought you might like this. Edie do NOT click on this link. It goes to porn and I will be able to tell if you do!!!

* muck up, get plenty!
** teeth marks
*** on my sister

March 30, 2005

The Rai Way

I quite like Thirsty Merc. So when the Age Online invited me to see “Thirsty Merc do Doris Day” how could I resist?

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Now I have expressed the opinion before that The Merc are almost painfully cool. Their tendency to cram an almost impossible amount of lyrics into their verses borders on syllable abuse. However, this clip of Rai “doing” the Doris Day classic Que Sera Sera had me and my flat mate Max in hysterics and begs answers to the following questions:

1. Why? Rai attempts to answer with the following:

Recently I’ve been kind’a…employing a bit of a bit of a mantra which is “it is what it is,” and that’s pretty true in a lot of cases. But Que Sera Sera states that whatever will be will be which I think is also pretty true so I thought I’d do this one.”

Um… Ok? I think the more likely explanation is that he was stoned out of his gourd. I mean seriously… look at him. Luckily he didn’t notice all the pretty colours swirling around behind him.

2. And what’s with the meaningful look to camera, after executing what I must admit is a lovely sequence of jazzy chords? Did he practice in front of the mirror? I'm thinking yes.

3. Who told him this was a good idea? It reminds me of the jaz/R&B versions of the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl where they ring every ounce of melody out of every line.

4. And just who is he banging at Fairfax Digital, to have THREE music video entries? Hmm.

March 24, 2005

It All Makes Sense Now

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March 23, 2005

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

Hotness and wetness for my fellow geeks. Star Trek, Lord of the Rings and go-go dancing all rolled into one. Oh Lennard. Sigh.

And introducing Hurra Torpedo. I mean what’s not to love?

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  • Skin tight Adidas trackies
  • Bum crack
  • The wanton destruction of kitchen appliances
  • And just try and tell me that the guy in the middle isn’t channelling Animal
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March 21, 2005

Just say NO!

Man Pink is sweeping the globe apparently.

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“The new fashion statement for men, pink, has gently extricated itself from the soft folds of the female's body and settled comfortably across taut, masculine chests, peeling away ages of cultural perceptions that this cotton candy shade is predominantly for women. Some call it the new black and guys all over the world have been shamelessly draping themselves in this delicate hue.”

The practice is so common round town now that my house mate and I have adapted an old game (ever looking for reasons to “legitimately” hit each other).

Are you familiar with the game of Punch Buggy? Basically, spotting a VW Beetle gives you the right to pound your mate hard on the arm… You have to be the first to spot the buggy, and the pounding must be accompanied by the loud exclamation of “Punch Buggy!” (or in this case "Man Pink!").

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Please, metrosexuals…I beg you! Stop wearing Man Pink. My arm hurts.

March 18, 2005

For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs!

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Eric...is...BANANAMAN, ever alert for the call to action!

I’ve been working on this theory for a while, that everyone has a secret super hero/villain alter ago.

So here’s mine:

Introducing The Exfoliator...

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Chemical peel anyone?


Tool of Trade: Power Sander

With the Power Of :Fashion Rage

Your complexion is looking a little muddy darlink… Let me get that for you mwuhahaha!

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Blue and green with nothing in-between??? I DON’T THINK SO!

Paisley is SO last year and dead is the new red!

So anyway, I’m Arlz… pleased to meet you. I get bored easily so who knows how long I’ll keep this up.